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08 June 2010 @ 04:23 am
stolen from catystorm  

Go to your icons page in Livejournal and look at the first two icons (the one on the right and the one on the left). Pair up the characters in the two icons. Go to the next two and do the same until you have a list of ships. Then...well, write 'em.

it helps to see the images while reading these. i fuckin' lol'd. so i dunno if or when i'll have time to do any of these, but some of them were too fucking hilarious not to mention.

such as...

1.) Odaiba Ferris Wheel/Xemnas (kjashdgflasdhjfljglasdfukf)
2.) Meyrin and Lunamaria Hawke/Reno (he would so be all over that if they weren't both minors)
3.) Walter Skinner/Sora (uhm....yeahno.)
4.) Riza Hawkeye/Jumba Jookiba (*crawls under a rock*)
5.) Kadaj/Fran and Balthier (weirdest. threesome. EVER.)
6.) Axel/Axel? (O_o hot.)
7.) Tifa and Reno/Abarai Renji (i'd watch.)
8.) Larxene/Renji (i didn't think Renji was that masochistic...)
9.) Inoue Orihime/Etna (lolwhat.)
10.) Sokka/Fox Mulder (*spits soda*)
11.) Renji/Leon (the dialogue just makes this one. "Psst, I'm a dork. Don't tell anyone." "....Whatever.")
12.) Winry Rockbell and Riza/Yuuna (.......i'd watch.)
13.) Timon/Renji (askldgjfhliwdjhflhagsdkfh)
14.) Kurosaki Ichigo/ Kurosaki Ichigo? (and no, neither of them is Kon. it's not even Ichigo/gigai. XD)
15.) Yamajii/Happy Mantis (the Fuck This Shit followed by \o/ is pretty awesome tho.)
16.) Waffles/Asch the Bloody (i'm sure there's a warm apple pie joke to be made here...)
17.) Renji/Axel (i'm sure this exists somewhere already. ¬_¬)
18.) Total Crackpot Day/Renji (i'm sure it's Total Crackpot Day for Renji often)
19.) Bambi/Yagami Taichi and Agumon (this is so many levels of wrong i'm not even going there.)
20.) Renji and Ichigo/Lost board game (i can tell this involved a lot of sake)
21.) Yagami Hikari/Renji and Kuchiki Rukia ( :|a )
22.) Hibiki Ryoga is Alarmed By Twilight. (me too, Ryouga. me too)
23.) Calcifer/Lady (HOW WOULD THAT EVEN WORK??)
24.) Dave Matthews/Shere Khan (ಠ_ಠ)
25.) Dana Scully/Belle (........sure. fine. whatever.)
26.) Chihiro/My Betta Renji (first dragons and now bettas? oh Chihiro...we'll get help for you.)
27.) Totoro/Toulouse the Kitten (i am not nearly drunk enough to think about this)
28.) T-Rex shouting LESBIANS/Edward and Bella making ಠ_ಠ faces (EAT THEM, T-REX. Edward does wear lipstick though; i can see how you'd think they were lesbians, T-Rex.)
29.) Renji/Stork (yeah i'd be making those faces too.)
31.) Kanzaki Hitomi/Taichi and Izumi Koushirou (funnily enough, i could almost see this under the right circumstances)
32.) King Stefan/Diana the cat (OBJECTION.)
33.) Aladdin and Jasmine/Brittany (....the juxta of these icons is just so...je ne sais quoi)
34.) Smartass/Hattori (ಠ_ಠ)
35.) Hitsugaya Toushirou/Taichi (one good short kid with a reptilian partner deserves another?)
36.) Kidou Jou/Koushirou (and the award for best visual juxtaposition goes to....)
37.) Hades/Link (uhm....)
38.) Roy Mustang/Roy Mustang (....................i'd watch.)
39.) Bolt/Roy Mustang (HIS FACE IS APPROPRIATE)
40.) Renji/Maleficent (*drags Renji off to hide forever*)
41.) Maleficent/Renji (AGAIN? I THOUGHT I JUST DRAGGED YOU AWAY. damn, boy, i didn't aware you were so into the evil dominatrix type.)
42.) Link and Midna/Hiccup and Toothless (i'm amused that both of these icons are partners, but this is a very strange foursome.)
43.) Simon and Kamina/SHARK HAT (...somehow, this all makes sense since Kamina is involved. idfk)
44.) Kate Beckett and Richard Castle/Nia Teppelin (her reaction is about right.)
45.) Sora and Riku/Darry, Yoko Littner, Nia ( :|a )
46.) Darry/Naminé and Kairi (these three would kick butt together with Darkness, a Keyblade, and a giant robot and then do each others' hair and nails. it would be the most epic slumber party ever.)
Lady: kain & cecil - wtf?theladygoddess on June 8th, 2010 01:11 pm (UTC)
LMFAO DEAR GOD SO MUCH CRACK! My favorite was 19. I almost choked off of my water.
➥《Nocturnal Flying Mammal》✈: stork we're doomedkawree on June 8th, 2010 10:53 pm (UTC)
so wrong....so wrong.... XD
my darling, stay gold: yaoi >___>gold_panner on June 8th, 2010 01:44 pm (UTC)
This made me laugh so much, thanks for posting XD

I'd do it except I only have 15 icons and they don't line up like that ^^; *kicks basic account*
my darling, stay goldgold_panner on June 8th, 2010 01:46 pm (UTC)
I am so doing this now
➥《Nocturnal Flying Mammal》✈: brittany I'M A ROCK STARkawree on June 8th, 2010 10:53 pm (UTC)
doooo eeeeeeeet
semicolon abuse hotline: pr0n!hallowd on June 8th, 2010 01:48 pm (UTC)
41.) Maleficent/Renji (AGAIN? I THOUGHT I JUST DRAGGED YOU AWAY. damn, boy, i didn't aware you were so into the evil dominatrix type.)

Suddenly, this icon is appropriate.
➥《Nocturnal Flying Mammal》✈: renji spittakekawree on June 8th, 2010 10:53 pm (UTC)
semicolon abuse hotline: stupid sexy punctuationhallowd on June 9th, 2010 09:53 am (UTC)
➥《Nocturnal Flying Mammal》✈: maleficent EVERYBODY MAMBOkawree on June 9th, 2010 09:55 am (UTC)
semicolon abuse hotline: give my fandom sexhallowd on June 9th, 2010 10:01 am (UTC)
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➥《Nocturnal Flying Mammal》✈: axel LOLkawree on June 8th, 2010 10:52 pm (UTC)
*cracks up laughing*
Kelkellenanne on June 8th, 2010 05:40 pm (UTC)
r-rofl. THAT IS AWESOME. I'm doing it on mine and... SOME OF MINE ARE MAKING SENSE. WHAT IS THIS?
➥《Nocturnal Flying Mammal》✈kawree on June 8th, 2010 10:52 pm (UTC)
some of the picture juxtapositions are just brilliant. XDDDD
synnesaisynnesai on June 8th, 2010 08:59 pm (UTC)
3.) Walter Skinner/Sora (uhm....yeahno.)

too much win

1.) Odaiba Ferris Wheel/Xemnas (kjashdgflasdhjfljglasdfukf)

WHY do I see that as a potential crack pair -facepalm-
➥《Nocturnal Flying Mammal》✈: xemnas you losekawree on June 8th, 2010 10:49 pm (UTC)
i'm going to hell.
Xemnas had stared at the great structure with a heavy longing in his eyes. It was so filled with joy, so wrought with laughter, surely it had a heart of its own. When the pathetic humans of this island nation entered its tiny colored cubicles, it was as if their own hearts merged with that of the massive wheel that carried them, and he was certain it would be the greatest heart of them all.

And so he had asked Xigbar's advice, since the man knew more of this world than he did (he had spoken much about something called a UFO catcher, and how excited the humans became about it, even when nothing was caught at all), and Xigbar assured him that the only way to learn of the massive wheel's heart was to experience it himself. But the man at the foot of the wheel wouldn't let him ride while he was dressed in his coat. He had threatened to call someone called The Police if he didn't remove the garment. Xemnas had no idea why the coat apparently made him look like a terrorist, as the man said, but if it was the only way...

That had been an hour ago. And now, seated in a bright orange cubby atop the ferris wheel, Xemnas was beginning to regret his decision to remove his coat. He had been stuck up here for the past forty-five minutes, and he was certain the wheel was mocking him. Perhaps he had been wrong. Clearly this beast had become a Heartless long ago and was simply feeding off the energy of the foolish mortals who dared enter its clutches.

Laugh all you like, foolish wheel, he thought. I will find a way to destroy you, and when your heart is harvested, mark my words...it will be the one to complete Kingdom Hearts.

And with that, he dropped his chin into his palm and sighed, wishing he'd at least invested in a bag of popcorn for the wait.

Edited at 2010-06-08 10:51 pm (UTC)
synnesaisynnesai on June 9th, 2010 01:11 am (UTC)
Re: i'm going to hell.

Oh man, ok I stand corrected - THAT was pure win.

Oh man...ohhhh I wish I wasn't in class so I could laugh harder... Oh geez, I need to pimp this...

➥《Nocturnal Flying Mammal》✈kawree on June 9th, 2010 01:18 am (UTC)
well if you like it that much i guess i'll have to unflock this entry so you can share. XD
synnesaisynnesai on June 9th, 2010 01:29 am (UTC)
Re: pffff
LOL naaaah - I can just copy and paste? =p

➥《Nocturnal Flying Mammal》✈: girls + bootakawree on June 9th, 2010 01:35 am (UTC)
Re: pffff
XD as you like it; i usually unflock fic entries anyway, but i wasn't planning on this to actually be one; i was just goofing around. XD *unflocks for the lolz anyway*
synnesaisynnesai on June 9th, 2010 01:38 am (UTC)
Re: pffff
it's just pure awesomeness...=]

i'm sure someone else will get a kick out of it =p
➥《Nocturnal Flying Mammal》✈: brittany I'M A ROCK STARkawree on June 9th, 2010 01:39 am (UTC)
Re: pffff
then my work here is done. :3
synnesai: sokka tophsynnesai on June 9th, 2010 02:20 am (UTC)
Re: pffff
your icon fits perfectly xD
V to the A to the D-E-R (Vader!)jaina on June 8th, 2010 10:22 pm (UTC)
Renji/Axel (i'm sure this exists somewhere already. ¬_¬)

Ha. When KH2 came out, I declared Axel to be Renji's Nobody.
➥《Nocturnal Flying Mammal》✈: renji cool storykawree on June 8th, 2010 10:39 pm (UTC)
makes slightly more sense than his being Reno's Nobody, at least. XD
V to the A to the D-E-R (Vader!): mean girls kingdom heartsjaina on June 8th, 2010 10:45 pm (UTC)
It was the hair especially that did it for me.
➥《Nocturnal Flying Mammal》✈: renji grinkawree on June 8th, 2010 10:57 pm (UTC)
oh Axel, you are such a mean girl. XD
one of these days i really need to do that doodle of them in each other's outfits. i keep meaning to.

also that icon makes me think of Axel doing the "Let's get some shoes" thing. *ded*
V to the A to the D-E-R (Vader!): a boy and his mousejaina on June 8th, 2010 10:59 pm (UTC)
He's definitely the Regiina
You should!

Heeee, the Siren's Pull chat kinda collectively made the icon last night--I mean, I actually made it, but someone categorized the Organization as the Mean Girls group, and quotes were suggested, and someone dug up caps...I admit, I really want to make more now.
➥《Nocturnal Flying Mammal》✈: axel LOLkawree on June 8th, 2010 11:02 pm (UTC)
hahahaha, that's awesome. i love it when RP crack becomes reality.
starchipettestarchipette on June 9th, 2010 09:10 am (UTC)




*tilts head*
➥《Nocturnal Flying Mammal》✈: lady i am shocked and appalledkawree on June 9th, 2010 09:11 am (UTC)
the sheer stature dichotomy makes this O_Oworthy
Kohaku 杏葉: pickupkohaku_shuurai on June 10th, 2010 07:08 am (UTC)

I'm a fan of Yamaji/Happy Mantis XD